IRI times, bro! 💪🔥 Monday, August 31st. 😎 When you're obsessed with trains... 💯 So, it was a chill Sunday morning, everything was normal and routine. The early morning prediction dudes were doing their thing, forum champs were busy in the Forum Section, and lazy lads like me were planning to crash after working all night. Same old, same old. 😴 Then, the forum got lit when the president of the Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan, Mr. AJ, posted about his trip. His loyal followers started wishing him a happy journey and sharing pics of his trip in the 12553 Vaishali Express. The president kept updating about the speed and TSRs in NER, and that caught the attention of the UP70 guys. They started dissing NER, but Mr. President shut them down real quick and blamed NR/LKO for the mess. Chaos, man. 😂 The train reached LJN (Lucknow Junction) 10 minutes early, and that's when the NR bashing began. As the train got closer to Kanpur Central, the president started praying for his life because of the nasty smell in CNB (Kanpur Central). But, before reaching Kanpur Central, the train stopped at Kanpur Ganga Bank due to a lack of platforms at the central station. The president's followers were praying hard that Vaishali wouldn't have to enter that stinky platform. 🙏 In some WhatsApp group, the local player who claims to predict overtakes with 100% accuracy predicted that Prayagraj Express and Allahabad Duronto would overtake Vaishali Express. Seemed like a wild prediction since Prayagraj Express was still 80 kilometers behind when Vaishali was waiting at CNB. But, surprise surprise, Prayagraj had a different plan. It caught up and both trains were stuck together at the outer. Tension, bro. Both groups were stressing out while the narrator was busy chatting up friends. The president agreed that AD (Allahabad Duronto) would overtake, but he denied that PR (Prayagraj Express) would. Shit got real, man. The local player and the president faced off, and even though everyone secretly hoped for Prayagraj to overtake, they kept it chill. 😅 Vaishali left CENTRAL with PR behind, and PR departed 16 minutes after Vaishali, but then they both got overtaken by AD (12275). First, Prayagraj got beaten up by NightRider and dipped, and Vaishali was still waiting for the ultimate showdown. Finally, Vaishali teased Prayagraj and bounced. The local player was bummed out and the president was celebrating with some Bhojpuri tunes in the middle of the night. The whole Vaishali crew joined the party. The local player lost sleep and obsessively tracked the movement of both trains. Every time Vaishali slowed down, new hope for an overtake sparked, but the NCR controllers knew how to squash those dreams. 😬 Dawn came and Vaishali was still ahead. The local player was defeated and couldn't sleep a wink all night, while the president was having a blast, dancing his victory dance in New Delhi. The crowd in Delhi joined the celebration, even the neutral dudes congratulated the president on his win. The members of the Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan were stoked, but the local player was bummed, 'cause his prediction game slipped to 99%. Tough luck, bro. 😪 The whole night was tense, man. The local player couldn't sleep for a minute, and the defeat crushed his heart. 💔 Moral of the story: When love turns into an obsession, shit like this happens. So, keep your train favoritism in check, bro. Just saying. 🚂✌️

IRI time!
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Monday, August, 31.
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Jab train ke liye pyaar paagalpan ban jata hai....
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Sunday ke sunder subah thi, sab kuch normal aur routine tha. Subah ke PNR Predictors apna kaam kar rahe the, forum ke champs Forum Section mein busy the, aise lazy lads jaise main poora raat kaam karne ke baad so jaane ka plan bana rahe the. Sab kuch routine tha bina kisi badlav ke.
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Forum kaafi active ho gaya jab Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan ke president, Mr. AJ ne forum mein apni trip post ki. Bhakts aur president ke dost usse Happy Journey ki wishes dena shuru kar di. Kuch tasveerein post ki gayi jinhein sabne appreciate kiya aur trip ke bare mein achhe opinions diye gaye 12553 Vaishali Express mein sab kuch thik chal raha tha. President lagatar NER ki speed ke baare mein update de rahe the TSRs ke alawa wahin. Isse UP70 waale guys ne trip mein entry ki fulminating remarks daal kar NER ke khilaaf, jo Mr. President ne chaturta se deal kiya aur sara blame NR/LKO Div. par daal diya.
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Train LJN mein 10 minutes pehle pahunchi, aur yahan se NR ki bashing shuru ho gayi. Jab train Kanpur Central ke nazdeek pahunch rahi thi, president apni zindagi ki prarthana karne lag gaye jab CNB mein itni gandh thi ki president nearly marne waala tha G.Dham ja rahe the. Lekin.....Kanpur Central se pehle Kanpur Ganga Bank pe train ruki thi kyuki central mein pf available nahi tha. President ke followers full flow mein prayers ka jaap kar rahe the taaki Vaishali Central Station ke woh gandhe platform par na jaaye.
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Kisi WhatsApp group mein, town ka flirt jo ab tak overtake ka 100% accuracy record dikhaya tha, usne predict kiya Vaishali Express ko NCR darling Prayagraj Express aur Allahabad Duronto ke dwara overtake kiya jaayega. Prayagraj Express ke liye prediction vague dikhi jab Vaishali CNB outer mein thi, tab Prayagraj Express 80 kms peeche tha. Lekin NCR darling Prayagraj ke paas apne lover ke liye kuch alag soch thi. Prayagraj outer tak pahuncha & vaishali ab bhi outer mein thi. Situation tense ho gayi. Dono groups equally tense the aur narrator raat ko dosto ke saath busy tha. President ne agree kiya AD OT par lekin PR OT par inkaar kiya. Isse trip mein ek important turning point aa gaya. Town ka flirt aur Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan ke president face to face the neutral supporters ke saath lekin sabhi chahte the Prayagraj Vaishali Express ko overtake kare.
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Vaishali CENTRAL chhod kar PR peeche chali gayi aur PR Vaishali ke departure ke 16 minutes baad chhodi lekin Prayagraj aggressive mood mein tha aur vaishali ko pakad liya aur dono ko side mein khada karwa diya 12275 AD overtake ke liye. Pahle Prayagraj ko NightRider ne brutal tareeke se attack kiya aur wah chali gayi jabki Vaishali ab tak deadly encounter ke liye rukti thi. Aakhir mein vaishali ne prayagraj ko chidhaya aur chali gayi. Town ka flirt dukhi ho gaya aur president ne raat mein bhojpuri gaane gaana shuru kar diye aur vaishali ke crowd ne unke saath celebration mein shaamil hone laga. Flirt ka town ne raat bhar neend nahi aayi aur minute by minute dono trains ka track kar raha tha har vaishali ka slowdown ek nayi overtake ki nayi ummeed jaga deta aur NCR controllers ko pata tha in vague ignition ko shant rakhne ka tareeka.
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Savera hua, vaishali ab tak aage thi, flirt ne haar maan li aur puri raat neend nahi aayi, president khush tha aur apne jeet par New Delhi mein naachne lage, Delhi ke log president ke saath dance kar rahe the aur neutral guys ne president ko unki jeet ke liye badhaai di. Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan ke members khush the jabki town ka flirt unki haar se dhuki hua jabki uska overtake prediction accuracy 99% tak gir gaya.
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Puri raat tension se bhari thi, town ka flirt poora raat ek minute ke liye bhi nahi so paya aur haar uske dil ko tod gayi.
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Moral: Jab pyaar paagalpan ban jata hai, aise cheezein common hoti hain isliye kisi bhi train ke prati apna favoritism limit mein rakha jaana chahiye.